My name is David, and I revel in sincerity. I'm a reforming prescriptivist whose humor nestles between the straight line and subsuming wit.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“You’re gonna be bored as fuck.”
I’ve never heard it referred to as that before. Hm.
“Where opportunity is greater” My butthole.
Hometown appreciation.
The biggest syke ever
Home sweet home!
hey, i live here!
I follow this blog like a huge nerd. The kind of nerd that actually has relics from old Florida hanging on the walls of...