My name is David, and I revel in sincerity. I'm a reforming prescriptivist whose humor nestles between the straight line and subsuming wit.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When she says she wants to see the Descendants, she means 
When she says, “Do you want to see the Descendants tonight,” I of course think she means:

Ugh, English language; why do you continue to betray me?