My name is David, and I revel in sincerity. I'm a reforming prescriptivist whose humor nestles between the straight line and subsuming wit.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Purchase at 4:00pm Wednesday. It leaves from a distribution center in Louisville at 4:25am the next day and is in Jacksonville, FL, at 6:45am and out for delivery at 7:30.
That kind of quickness just blows my mind.
