My name is David, and I revel in sincerity. I'm a reforming prescriptivist whose humor nestles between the straight line and subsuming wit.

 

Holy Black Unicorn

Grant is in town. Time to indulge and be seasonly opulent. Despite the untimely sadness that has come to punctuate my life in the past few weeks, I know I should enjoy the season. My mom would like that.