My name is David, and I revel in sincerity. I'm a reforming prescriptivist whose humor nestles between the straight line and subsuming wit.

 

Caps on the Water. Just enjoying the outside world. #nograding

Caps on the Water. Just enjoying the outside world. #nograding

Big sale up at City Cycle, tent outback. Come buy stuff. Deeply marked off merchandise.

Big sale up at City Cycle, tent outback. Come buy stuff. Deeply marked off merchandise.

Grading papers is really taking its toll on Trevi. I hope she can handle 67 more.

Grading papers is really taking its toll on Trevi. I hope she can handle 67 more.

Day at the beach cures what ails you.

Day at the beach cures what ails you.

While I was supposed to be cutting the grass and clearing some vines, I stumbled upon these too-huge bugs. Had to take some photos.

Waiting for jury duty to get real.

Waiting for jury duty to get real.

Campus doing that beautiful thing it does.

Campus doing that beautiful thing it does.

#tbt @johnarvn and little Chris taking off from #SundaySixer

#tbt @johnarvn and little Chris taking off from #SundaySixer

Found this lovely invitation mixed in with my jury duty notice. #hannahpark #beachday #exclusivity

Found this lovely invitation mixed in with my jury duty notice. #hannahpark #beachday #exclusivity

@onyourtoesss found some layabouts this afternoon.

@onyourtoesss found some layabouts this afternoon.

Mayor Brown talking with riders about Jacksonville cycling safety.

Mayor Brown talking with riders about Jacksonville cycling safety.

Ride Your Bike to Work Day 2014 meet-up. (at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts)

Ride Your Bike to Work Day 2014 meet-up. (at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts)

Someone’s being a tuckered-out pup.

Someone’s being a tuckered-out pup.